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Are We There Yet? Lady Airport Cop. Show all Hide all Show by Hide Show Actress 32 credits. Wanda Dollard voice. Show all 48 episodes. Millie Upton. Show all 26 episodes. Wanda Dollard. Show all episodes. Monroco Secretary. Juror with New York accent. Show all 6 episodes. Show all 7 episodes. Woman at House. Gotta keep 'em on their heels, you know, mentally! On their heels! Brent: Yes, I am familiar with your work. I got a new gun! Oscar: starts chainsaw Oh yeah?

Look what I've got! Want a piece of this? Brent runs off screaming, cuts back to present Brent: Could've sworn I repressed that.

Karen: She seems quick to judge. I noticed that right away about her. Brent: When people just out of the blue say, "You know what I hate?

Hank: I got this friend who egged a cable van Peggy: We only take questions about pets. Hank: I have this pet, who egged a cable van Brent: Two chili-cheese dogs.

Tourist: Oh, nothing for me thanks. Brent: OK. Two chili-cheese dogs. Brent: I am totally brain dead today. Oscar: entering Hey, there. Brent: Well, at least I'm not alone. Karen: So this is what it's like to be useless Hank comes in Lacey: Hank! Were your ears burning? Hank: No I got a thing on my foot that's itchy. Karen: What's to argue? It's two-hour parking and you were there all morning. Just pay the ticket. Hank: This was issued at 11 a. So technically, my truck isn't even parked there yet.

This is harassment! Brent: Bearing in mind Dad does have a tendency to overstate things. Oscar: I've never overstated anything in the entire history of the planet! Brent: Well, I don't know then. You're stuck between a rock and some arbitrary rule about White-Out.

Lacey: It is not arbitrary. It's just something I came up with and I'm sticking to, for no reason. Wanda: Hank, nobody wants your money.

Oscar walks in Oscar: Hank, I want your money! Give it back now! Brent: I was told I haven't. Oscar: I saw the credits.

Some of the letters were bleeding. Wanda: It's not every day we have a special guest from out of town. Brent: Nah, seems more like every week. Hank : I got my whole day mapped out! Wanda : Can you rebook to 5, that's when I get off. Hank : I don't think it's a good idea to keep bouncing Corner Gas around the schedule. Davis : The first Europeans to settle the area called it Dagsarivija after their village in the old country.

Some northern European language. Lacey : Danish? Davis : No, thanks. I had breakfast at home. Hank: How do you blow up a salad? Oscar: Happens more than you think! Davis: Actually rolling in the aisles, like, on the floor? Wanda: Well, I'm currently not seeing anyone. But alone and lonely are two very different things. Brent: Nothing has changed, the only thing that's changed is your attitude! Brent: All right. Davis: We gotta keep him distracted till she gets here.

Maybe use some misdirection. Oscar: Good idea. A BEAR! Wanda: Not now! Wait till he starts getting suspicious. Davis: Well, I'm pretty sure he's suspicious now. They only have nine players!

Brent: Aw, crap. Hey Wes! A, a bear! A big bear! Davis: A billy club is a cop's best friend. Karen: I thought you said a gun was a cop's best friend. Davis: Well, a gun is more like a cop's lover. There's some things you tell your gun that you'd never tell a lover. And sometimes your lover and your best friend don't get along.

Or maybe you go out with one and the other gets mad at you 'cause you didn't go out with it! You're divorced, right? Hank: Check and mate!

The hunter has become the hunted! The fox has become the Lacey: about Brent sneaking off on Wednesday evenings Are you sure it's every Wednesday? Wanda: Yeah! Well, like Starsky. That was the one who drove. Davis: Well, I'll have to go to a scalper. Karen: Isn't it weird for you to go to a scalper? Davis: Why? Because I'm a Cree man? I resent that! Karen: Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal.

Davis: Oh yeah. This is actually one of the only moments in the entire series in which the fact that Davis is a First Nations individual is acknowledged. Davis: about Oscar's stash of mousetraps I'm confiscating these! Brent: I'm sitting and I'm eating Lacey: You want some decaf? Brent: Decaf? The caf is what I need! The caf is the whole point of this! I'm not just jonesing for some hot brown liquid, with or without caf. I need the caf! Lacey: gives him a glass of milk You need therapy. Brent: stares at the glass of milk That's not caf.

It's for a calf. Wanda: The sad part is that he's still sober. Wanda: Early into the second period, and it's all Saints so far. Dogs are playing like my grandma. Only less physical. Wanda: Dr. Brent: Oh, you're making those names up. Wanda shows him the phone book Brent: Wow.

I think he fought Spider-Man. Oscar Leroy: Horror movies are stupid. Name one good horror movie you've seen. Brent Leroy: I can't. Oscar: See? They're all stupid. Brent: No. I just haven't seen one. Oscar: Give me one good reason why I can't build my own coffin. Emma: Okay. Montage of shoddy woodworking projects Oscar has done Oscar: I said one reason! Emma: It's my fault for not saying, "Don't pour a gallon of gas on the leaves, and your pants , and then throw matches at them!

Emma: I just want [Brent] to settle down. Oscar: Why the hell settle! We never settled! I'm a paperboy one week, you teach piano the next, the next week Lacey's a hockey coach, Wanda's a real estate agent, Hank's an accountant, the cops have a radio show! We all try new things. Brent: Well, you should really try to squeeze in a visit every decade or so. Four out of five dentists recommend seeing a dentist.

I don't know what the fifth guy's thinking. Davis: They were losing faith in me Plus I like people to like me. Brent: That would have been useful information eleven seconds ago.

Davis: You can spell it that way. It's an option. Oscar: It's a wrong option. Wanda: This show is brought to you by Chuck Dragner's pre-owned farm equipment. Stand up, Chuck.

If you can't trust the Chuck you're talking to, you're talking to the wrong guy named Chuck. Geez Chuck, you gotta get a better slogan. Oscar: A guy my age goes to the doctor and everyone's gonna assume he's going to get one of those little blue pills.

Everyone in town will be talking about how I can't Brent: : grossed out Dad! Emma: What's he talking about? Brent: Viagra. Emma: Oh, for Pete's sake! Beat Well, if you're going there anyway, you may as well ask Brent: Aww, Mom! Emma: It's a gift from our twinning town in Japan. Oscar: mocking laugh And you lost it. Emma: I didn't lose it, you stole it!

Oscar: Yeah, but I'm not responsible for me! Oh, you screwed up big time. Wanda: What? What is it? Brent: Your pet's name. Hank: Wiggles? We tried that. Brent: No, literally the words "your pet's name". Wanda: [stunned] I have to admit. I was not prepared for this level of stupidity. How did you crack it? Brent: I just had to think like a Hank who was trying to outsmart a Wanda.

Oscar: Is it illegal for kids to smoke? Davis: What am I, a lawyer? Tell them we got a View source. History Talk 1.

Wanda Dollard portrayed by Nancy Robertson. Oh, except this one's got two extra knobs. Not a real, real estate agent.

You're like a fake estate agent. You're just a piece of candy. Universal Conquest Wiki. Wanda Dollard is the sarcastic cashier at Corner Gas. A single mother to Tanner , she loves licorice and root beer, makes fun of Hank which sometimes results in Wanda chasing Hank. Wanda Dollard : Well, I see what you're saying, but Lacey Burrows : You see? Wanda agrees with me.

Oh, I am so glad that's settled. Now I've got to get back to work. Constable Karen Pelly : Was that as big a load as it sounded? Wanda Dollard : Huge load. She's living in a dream world.